A moment in time

If you had been a fly in the wall in may house today when Boo woke up from his nap, this is what you would have heard:

Me: Boo, what is that all over your hands?

Boo: (very matter of factly): Poop.

Me: RED! DID YOU FEED THE BABY NUTELLA FOR BREAKFAST?

Red: No?

Me: Is that a question? Seriously! This is kind of important.

Red: No.

Me: Boo, what is that all over your hands?

Boo: Poop, Mommy.

Me: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!

*****

I give up. We’re taping the baby into his diapers now. That little incident made me feel so icky that I had to clean my entire house WITH BLEACH. It hasn’t been this spanky clean since we moved in. I scrubbed the baseboards, for God’s sake.

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About Chelsie

Mommy. Beauty product whore. Plastic lawn flamingo enthusiast. Nosy neighbor. One day novelist.
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