Back off, Judgy McJudgerson

So right after I published the Writing Assignment post just a little while ago, I got this message when I tried to share it on Facebook:Apparently someone thinks that I’m abusive (read: offensive) or spammy. What the hell? Seriously. If you don’t like the content, you don’t have to read it! It’s not like I’m standing behind you holding your eyes open and forcing you to read my posts. And when they’re particularly likely to offend someone, I even include a viewer discretion statement.

I’m not angry. Just a little surprised. So yeah, I curse (a lot) and today I actually admitted that I have carnal knowledge of the man who fathered my son (duh). But does that make me abusive? I don’t think so.

I’m not going to tone it down, because there’s not a whole lot of toning I can do if I want my writing muscles to stay on the un-flabby side of things. My content is not that edgy, for crying out loud.

Maybe it’s because I used the words “rabbit vagina fever” to describe tularemia (which results in skin abcesses that look like, no joke, tiny vaginas) or maybe it was my post about snow penises. Or maybe it’s the fact that I used the word ‘whore’ in the title of a post about Jeopardy. I don’t know.

Point is, I’m here to stay. I love my readers, and I love writing. All the haters can go on hating, but I’ll be here, pecking away at my keyboard, letting the world know how weird I really am.

My eyes! My poor, precious eyes!

I wonder if this post will get flagged, too. Here’s to hoping…

Screencap image courtesy of Stanley Kubrick’s Clockwork Orange.

Edited to add: Yep. It got flagged. Someone in internetland a seriously uptight douche canoe.

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About Chelsie

Mommy. Beauty product whore. Plastic lawn flamingo enthusiast. Nosy neighbor. One day novelist.
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7 Responses to Back off, Judgy McJudgerson

  1. Kay Bee says:

    Damn those douchecanoes for spoiling all the fun. Seriously, with all the utter crap floating out there in internetland, your stuff is not abusive. (That is, unless zombies were offended by being grouped in with Jesus. Because, you know, zombies have feelings too.)

    • Chelsie says:

      Oh, shit. I forgot about Zombie Jesus. And I did once make a reference to chasing Jehovah’s Witnesses away with a crucifix and holy water… So? Maybe the person who flagged me is of the religious variety.

      • maybe but you did say you were sorry for saying that stuff. i totally agree with kay, you can’t look up the x-men movie on ares without stumbling in front of porn…

        p.s. how could i add three ring mom on facebook, i tried looking it up but didn’t find it

        • Chelsie says:

          I won’t apologize for what I’ve written, because I don’t regret writing it. It’s not porn. Hell, it’s not even as vulgar as some of the things that many of my friends add on Facebook.

          There’s not a Fan Page for Three Ring Mom (yet) because I think that would make me a little big for my britches. You can add my professional persona as Three Ring Mom by following the Facebook link on my Stalk Me page.

  2. Aunt Patti says:

    perhaps the clerk at the Walgreens from 4-1?

  3. Pingback: Writing Assignment: Do Over | Three Ring Mom

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