I’m going to switch gears a little bit today. My last few posts haven’t gotten a lot of response, so I can only figure that 1) I’m not funny any more, or 2) you’ve all wised up and figured out that I’m not really that interesting. Or it’s a combination of the two.
Whatever. I’ll try to fix it.
I have a huge girl crush on one of the bloggers on my Blog Roll. Her name is Kit (not really) and her site is effing brilliant. Mostly because it’s about sex. Lots of it. But it’s also about her kids and husband, and she’s funny without trying too hard. She’s the kind of blogger I’d love to be.
Except that I’m afraid to write about S-E-X. I don’t blog anonymously, and a lot of my readers are family, friends, and even former teachers. It seems a little… dirty to write about the biological act that makes the world go ’round.
But Red and I have been together for nearly four years. We have a two year old son. We live together. We’re getting married next year. It doesn’t take a math genius to put two and two together to make four in this equation of love.
I’m just not that brave. So instead of telling you about Super Sexy time in the Three Ring Mom house, I’m going to take a leaf out of Kit’s (mostly safe for work) handbook and ask for a little reader participation. You can comment anonymously, use fake e-mail addresses, or do whatever it takes to make you feel comfortable–I promise I won’t try to figure out who you are–or you can fly your freak flag high and use your real info. Whatever gets your wheels turning. But play a game with me.
The game goes like this: In one hundred words or less, I want you to tell me about the weirdest, funniest, hottest, or most embarrassing sexual experience you’ve ever had. Have you ever gotten it on in the stacks at a college library? Or have your kids ever, ahem, caught you in the heat of passion? I want to hear about it.*** You can be as descriptive or vague as you want, as long as you don’t use words that rhyme with ‘punt’, ‘hussy’, or ‘rock.’ (Because I’m squeamish and that kind of language makes me want to run to the nearest church confessional.)
Have fun with it. Subscribe to the comments to see other people’s responses. Who knows, this reader participation thing may become a regular thing up in here.