It’s been raining off and on here for the last five days or so and y’all, I’m about to grow webbed feet.
If you’ve ever seen the national news after any major disaster with flooding, you know what I mean. While the rest of us stay indoors, there’s always one idiot who decides to go see how bad things really are… in an aluminum boat. Take away his shirt, add
some enough hair on his shoulders to weave an Indian blanket, and make sure one of his overall straps is unbuttoned, and you’ve got a recap of tonight’s local news.
In an unrelated story: Does anyone know of a boat I can borrow?