Monthly Archives: May 2011

Clearly, I’ve got my priorities in order.

Today has been an eventful one, weather wise. Early this morning, the Storm Prediction Center in Norman, Oklahoma, issued a Potentially Dangerous Situation tornado watch for our entire area, with a big red bullseye painted right over the top of … Continue reading

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Congratulations! If you’re reading this, you’re a filthy heathen.

Guess what? WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE. Soon(ish). Maybe. Probably. At some point. Because you know, the rapture is supposed to happen at 6:00 PM today. But… It’s after 6:00 in most of the world, and we’re all still here. As … Continue reading

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Mama Didn’t Raise No Fool

So this week (this last week, any way) has been awful. Turns out I’ve got a sinus infection that makes me hack up green snot. I’ve lost the sense of taste. I can’t smell a damned thing. Red won’t look … Continue reading

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Come hither, minions…

Whether you like it or not, you’re a voyeur. Yes, you. Sitting there in your bathrobe, drinking your cup of coffee. You, who live in Bumblephuck, Nowhere, and belong to the PTA. You, who drive a minivan and have obligations … Continue reading

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License to Ill

It’s hard to write this without sounding petty and childish, but…. WAH! AM SICK. WANT MY MOMMY. It doesn’t help that Boo is sick, too. The Three Ring Mom house is a veritable incubator of viral plague, so anyone who … Continue reading

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How to mend a broken heart, and five other things I learned from my mother

My mom has taught me a lot over the years, but there are a few lessons I’ll never forget. Lesson One: Mending a broken heart takes time. And chocolate. My first real break up happened when I was 22 years … Continue reading

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Feelings? I has them.

And preshus, these feelings? They has been bruised. I’ve never been a very popular person. Part of that is due to my somewhat, ahem, abrasive nature. To put it bluntly, a lot of people think I’m a bitch. But I’m … Continue reading

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A burning question

When I was in third grade, the school I transferred to decided to throw me in the ‘Gifted and Talented’ class. I had been in some special classes before that were geared toward students who weren’t challenged by the normal … Continue reading

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Putting the ‘F’ Back in ‘Freedom’

Last night, I watched our President address the world and confirm the death of Osama bin Laden. Many other bloggers are taking this time to write something serious and patriotic, but all I can really do is hum the theme … Continue reading

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PLEASE TO BE SHARING YOUR CRAZY!

Y’all, I am a magnet for weirdness. I don’t know what it is, but something about me–or perhaps my family–just seems to draw in the crazies. It’s like we’re all holding blinking neon signs above our heads that say PLEASE … Continue reading

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