IF I wasn’t riddled with latent Catholic fear of spending the rest of eternity in Hell…. and IF I wasn’t worried about the damage it would do to Boo’s delicate 2 year-old psyche… and IF I wasn’t absolutely certain he would tell some random stranger, “Mommy wants me to go the fuck to sleep!” while we were shopping for $8 Merona t-shirts and kitschy designer lamps at Target, I would buy this book.
I mean COME ON. It’s the anthem for sleep deprived parents the world over. And you can only read Goodnight, Sweet Butterflies so many times before you start to get a little stabby, knowhuddahmean?
You can download the entire audio book here FREE for a limited time. You know, if you’re not afraid that Child Protective Services will show up on your doorstep the next morning. Which I am. So it’s more Are You My Mommy? for us.