Category Archives: Heavy

UPDATED: The Break In

It’s something you never think will happen to you. Your entire life has been spent in a cocoon of privilege, in a land of minivans and green soccer fields and semi-suburban tranquility. You’ve never known honest to God, piss your … Continue reading

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MeanĀ Girls

I’ve started this entry about four times, and each time, I’ve erased it halfway through because it’s so hard to write. But I think it’s something I have to share. Today, I overheard this conversation: Asshat 1: I hate those … Continue reading

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A New Hope

Despite our brush with fame yesterday, no paparazzi accosted me this morning on my way to the mailbox to drop off the Netflix movies. (PS: Dear Mr. Mail Man, Please quit sending us our next door neighbor’s movies. Just because … Continue reading

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