Category Archives: Internetland

I breaded the cat tonight.

So, I got bored today and then this happened: For those of you who live under a rock, this is breading, and it’s the hottest new internet meme. For crazy cat ladies, any way. Gawker says: Forget planking. All the … Continue reading

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Five Things You Thought You Knew About Moms Who Blog (but are completely false)

I’m a mom. I’m also a blogger. But I’m not really a mommy blogger. A quick peek at my archives would lead a lot of people to think that I’m full of shit, just like the time your elementary math … Continue reading

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Three Ring Mom does NaNoWriMo (again)

Every year around this time I get a little antsy. I know I need to start planning and outlining and thinking and generally getting up off my creative duff so I won’t mentally collapse come November 1.  Or, you know, … Continue reading

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Someone hold muh earrings. This could get ugly.

Today was a good day. Even the part where I almost had to cut a woman at the children’s playground in the mall. But more on that later. My furry best friend is back. He’s been living with my parents … Continue reading

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This is the post I should remember when I get pulled aside for additional screening in an airport security line.

One day a long time ago–a magical, pre-Boo time full of lots of extra sleep and floors that stayed clean for more than five minutes–I was browsing through Barnes and Noble when I came across a book called Milk, Eggs, … Continue reading

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Samuel L. Jackson wants your kids to Go The (Bleep) to Sleep.

IF I wasn’t riddled with latent Catholic fear of spending the rest of eternity in Hell…. and IF I wasn’t worried about the damage it would do to Boo’s delicate 2 year-old psyche… and IF I wasn’t absolutely certain he … Continue reading

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Clearly, I’ve got my priorities in order.

Today has been an eventful one, weather wise. Early this morning, the Storm Prediction Center in Norman, Oklahoma, issued a Potentially Dangerous Situation tornado watch for our entire area, with a big red bullseye painted right over the top of … Continue reading

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Mama Didn’t Raise No Fool

So this week (this last week, any way) has been awful. Turns out I’ve got a sinus infection that makes me hack up green snot. I’ve lost the sense of taste. I can’t smell a damned thing. Red won’t look … Continue reading

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Come hither, minions…

Whether you like it or not, you’re a voyeur. Yes, you. Sitting there in your bathrobe, drinking your cup of coffee. You, who live in Bumblephuck, Nowhere, and belong to the PTA. You, who drive a minivan and have obligations … Continue reading

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Feelings? I has them.

And preshus, these feelings? They has been bruised. I’ve never been a very popular person. Part of that is due to my somewhat, ahem, abrasive nature. To put it bluntly, a lot of people think I’m a bitch. But I’m … Continue reading

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