Category Archives: Just Plain Offensive

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom is a whore.

I’ve never been a fan of Saturday Night Live. In my entire 26 years, I think I’ve seen three or four episodes start to finish, and those were all from the Chris Farley/Adam Sandler/David Spade era. Nothing about all the … Continue reading

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The Fine Art of Snow Penises: An Exhibition of Modern Sculpture

Heh heh. Heh. Heh heh. Snicker. This just happened: Someone Googled ‘snow penis’ and found my site. I think that means I win at life. Who knew a giant phallus made of snow would be the gift that keeps on … Continue reading

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