Category Archives: Mature

BOB’s good vibrations and the reason I’m probably going to Hell.

Posted on April 27, 2011 by

Breaking news from the New York Times: women really like their vibrators. I had to dig through a lot of pseudoscientific talkyspeak, but the article boiled down to the fact that over 50% of American women have vibrators AND use … Continue reading →

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Writing Assignment: The Sexy Edition

Posted on April 7, 2011 by

I’m going to switch gears a little bit today. My last few posts haven’t gotten a lot of response, so I can only figure that 1) I’m not funny any more, or 2) you’ve all wised up and figured out … Continue reading →

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The Fine Art of Snow Penises: An Exhibition of Modern Sculpture

Posted on February 9, 2011 by

Heh heh. Heh. Heh heh. Snicker. This just happened: Someone Googled ‘snow penis’ and found my site. I think that means I win at life. Who knew a giant phallus made of snow would be the gift that keeps on … Continue reading →

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