Category Archives: The Month of Blogging Dangerously

Delurk or DIE

And thus it ends: it’s the last day of the Month of Blogging Dangerously. THANK GOD. This month, I’ve written 31 posts (including this one), gotten 284 comment (and counting), and was given the distinct honor of being published on … Continue reading

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There’s no place like home.

An actual conversation I had with Red today: Red: The guy at the liquor store liked your nail polish. Chelsie: Yeah. So? Red: That means one of three things. Chelsie: — Red: One, he was hitting on you. Two, he … Continue reading

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Things I care about more than the Royal Wedding

A conveniently bulleted list for your reading pleasure: The fact that I overheard a mulleted hillwoman wearing jorts and a Dale Earnhardt, Jr t-shirt (with the sleeves cut off, naturally) say: “Check over yonder with Bubba. He might have anothern.” … Continue reading

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A to Z (and everything you didn’t want to know about me)

Sometimes when I can’t sleep, I play a little game with myself. I go through the entire alphabet and pick out an animal that begins with each letter. (Aardvark, baboon, chinchilla, dingo, elephant, you get the idea.) Hell, I’ve even … Continue reading

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BOB’s good vibrations and the reason I’m probably going to Hell.

Breaking news from the New York Times: women really like their vibrators. I had to dig through a lot of pseudoscientific talkyspeak, but the article boiled down to the fact that over 50% of American women have vibrators AND use … Continue reading

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In the immortal words of Roy Schneider, we’re gonna need a bigger boat.

It’s been raining off and on here for the last five days or so and y’all, I’m about to grow webbed feet. If you’ve ever seen the national news after any major disaster with flooding, you know what I mean. … Continue reading

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Jesus is Risen. Now let the party begin.

Happy Zombie Jesus day, y’all! I’m off to spend the day with my family. The weather is kind of crappy, so we’ll be hunting Easter eggs inside this year. Which is probably a good thing for the Easter Bunny, since … Continue reading

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And that’s why I can’t be hypnotized.

When I was a senior in high school, a traveling hypnotist visited my home town. He was the kind of person who was regularly engaged by groups of fearful parents to entertain their progeny after events like Prom and graduation … Continue reading

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Identity Crisis

I’m having a bit of an identity crisis here lately. On one hand, I like writing about my son and the funny stuff he does (because let’s face it, a two year-old telling you his farts stink is comedy gold), … Continue reading

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And that’s how I ended up with a tattoo.

When I was 16 years old, I was a complete snot. If I could go back in time and punch myself in the throat, I totally would. I suppose I wasn’t any worse than your typical teenager, but neither was … Continue reading

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