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I <3 New York

Y’all, this post is probably going to alienate some of you out there. Or maybe it will bring others in. Either way, I don’t really care. I usually try to keep my mouth shut about things like this, but tonight … Continue reading

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And then the cast of ‘Good Times’ walked through the door.

I’ve been at the hospital sitting with my boss for the last two days, so forgive me if this all sounds a little disjointed. I promise I’m not drunk. Or drugged. But not for a lack of trying; those damn … Continue reading

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How I learned to love the frump

So at some point in the recent past, I crossed the thin (and apparently fucking invisible) line that divides hip 20-something moms from frustrated, sex-deprived housewives. And goddamit, I’m not happy about it. Today, two issues of Redbook mysteriously appeared … Continue reading

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Cabin Fever

Captain’s Log, 2 Feb 2011: We’re approaching day 2 of Snowmageddon/Ohsnowyoudidn’t/Super Special Ice Event 2011 and the news in from the weather forecasters is that it’s fucking cold out there, yo. Annoyingly, though somewhat predictably, my Twitter feed is full … Continue reading

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OhSnowYouDidn’t

So you know how animals always seem to know when bad weather is coming? So do toddlers. And that’s when things get UGLY. ***** Growing up on the American South gave me a unique perspective about weather events. We’ve seen … Continue reading

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Effing Badass Recipe Box

Yeah, that’s not me. A good friend of mine writes the Fucking Badass Recipe Box, and he’s genuinely hilarious (that is, if you don’t mind four letter words, and you obviously don’t, since you’re reading this now…) I’m borrowing him … Continue reading

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One Word

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop! *%#&!!!

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A moment in time

If you had been a fly in the wall in may house today when Boo woke up from his nap, this is what you would have heard: Me: Boo, what is that all over your hands? Boo: (very matter of … Continue reading

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Live and Learn

I learned a few things today. For one, it’s a good idea to close the blinds when your toddler decides he wants to help you sweep the floor. Especially when he’s headstrong and insists on pushing a broom three times … Continue reading

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Revenge is a dish best served with a side of crazy

I am at my wit’s end. Seriously, I may calling someone for bail money VERY SOON. We live a neighborhood of new duplexes. It’s a nice neighborhood, and we’ve got a nice-sized rent to show for it. We chose this … Continue reading

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