Category Archives: Weirdness

The Naked Man

I don’t know how mornings go in your house, but around here we have a little routine. When the childling wakes up at an ungodly hour that I dare not speak aloud, he bellows one of three things that are … Continue reading

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I’m here. I’m alive. And I’m scared.

So, yeah. I haven’t written in a long time. Too long. Sorry. My creative energy has been totally nonexistent lately. I’ve lost my mojo. In the writing department, anyway. I lost my job with Charm and… Kapoof. It was gone. … Continue reading

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I bet Jesus would have used HIS turn signal.

Y’all, I’m pretty sure I saw Jesus today at Walmart. So there Boo and I were, circling the parking lot for a spot close enough to the door so that the heat wouldn’t melt out our eyeballs Raiders of the … Continue reading

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A burning question

When I was in third grade, the school I transferred to decided to throw me in the ‘Gifted and Talented’ class. I had been in some special classes before that were geared toward students who weren’t challenged by the normal … Continue reading

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Putting the ‘F’ Back in ‘Freedom’

Last night, I watched our President address the world and confirm the death of Osama bin Laden. Many other bloggers are taking this time to write something serious and patriotic, but all I can really do is hum the theme … Continue reading

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PLEASE TO BE SHARING YOUR CRAZY!

Y’all, I am a magnet for weirdness. I don’t know what it is, but something about me–or perhaps my family–just seems to draw in the crazies. It’s like we’re all holding blinking neon signs above our heads that say PLEASE … Continue reading

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There’s no place like home.

An actual conversation I had with Red today: Red: The guy at the liquor store liked your nail polish. Chelsie: Yeah. So? Red: That means one of three things. Chelsie: — Red: One, he was hitting on you. Two, he … Continue reading

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Things I care about more than the Royal Wedding

A conveniently bulleted list for your reading pleasure: The fact that I overheard a mulleted hillwoman wearing jorts and a Dale Earnhardt, Jr t-shirt (with the sleeves cut off, naturally) say: “Check over yonder with Bubba. He might have anothern.” … Continue reading

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Jesus is Risen. Now let the party begin.

Happy Zombie Jesus day, y’all! I’m off to spend the day with my family. The weather is kind of crappy, so we’ll be hunting Easter eggs inside this year. Which is probably a good thing for the Easter Bunny, since … Continue reading

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And that’s why I can’t be hypnotized.

When I was a senior in high school, a traveling hypnotist visited my home town. He was the kind of person who was regularly engaged by groups of fearful parents to entertain their progeny after events like Prom and graduation … Continue reading

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