Category Archives: Weirdness

Identity Crisis

I’m having a bit of an identity crisis here lately. On one hand, I like writing about my son and the funny stuff he does (because let’s face it, a two year-old telling you his farts stink is comedy gold), … Continue reading

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Dear Casper: You’re really f*cking up my mojo.

This ghost thing? Will. Not. Quit. Now I’m scared AND pissed. That’s not a good combination for a person with a history of extreme mood swings THANKYOUVERYMUCH. I vacillate between wanting to completely ignore everything one moment and then fighting … Continue reading

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I do believe in spooks! I do, I do, I do!

The comments are still coming in on my post about how worried I am that there’s something (or someone) haunting my house. Everyone seems to think that yes, a cleansing is indeed necessary to make sure that my family doesn’t … Continue reading

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And then the cast of ‘Good Times’ walked through the door.

I’ve been at the hospital sitting with my boss for the last two days, so forgive me if this all sounds a little disjointed. I promise I’m not drunk. Or drugged. But not for a lack of trying; those damn … Continue reading

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Mommy the Santa Claus Murderer

We’re deep in the territory of the terrible twos in the Three Ring Mom house, and one more instance of snarky toddler defiance (“No!”) is going to make me completely lose my damn mind. Y’all, I tried to sell my … Continue reading

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I need a young priest and an old priest. And maybe some Ghostbusters.

I joke a lot about religion. Maybe too much. And, um,  I think someone might have noticed. ***** If there’s one thing I’m afraid of, it’s the things we can’t see. Like germs. And ghosts. And the real agendas of … Continue reading

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The Bug Zapper Effect

I scared the HVAC repair guy today. And in the grand tradition of my whole ‘Jesus Chelsie, shut your goddamned mouth already’ schtick, it was pretty impressive. If I do say so myself. ***** Our air conditioner cratered over the … Continue reading

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom is a whore.

I’ve never been a fan of Saturday Night Live. In my entire 26 years, I think I’ve seen three or four episodes start to finish, and those were all from the Chris Farley/Adam Sandler/David Spade era. Nothing about all the … Continue reading

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Pulling. It. OFF.

Boo is spending the night with my parents tonight, and Red is at work. I am alone, people. This never happens. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been absolutely, 100 percent alone since Boo was … Continue reading

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If cleanliness is next to godliness, then I should probably book my ticket to Hell ahead of time.

So did you know it snowed here today? No? Well, it didn’t. I’m just a shitty housekeeper. I’m a bit neurotic when it comes to cleaning. Moving in with Red and his filthy man tendencies was one of the most … Continue reading

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