Tag Archives: cats

I breaded the cat tonight.

So, I got bored today and then this happened: For those of you who live under a rock, this is breading, and it’s the hottest new internet meme. For crazy cat ladies, any way. Gawker says: Forget planking. All the … Continue reading

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Someone hold muh earrings. This could get ugly.

Today was a good day. Even the part where I almost had to cut a woman at the children’s playground in the mall. But more on that later. My furry best friend is back. He’s been living with my parents … Continue reading

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Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Someone once told me that if you can name three positive things that happened during the day, everything isn’t as bad as it sounds in your head. So far, these are my positives for today: 1) At the moment,  I’m … Continue reading

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The Untimely Death of Sir Fluffikins, Esquire

When Boo was born, Red and I lived in a one bedroom, 700 square foot second floor apartment that we shared with my ginormous tomcat, Mr. Kitty. While I was still in the hospital recovering from the shock of delivering … Continue reading

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom is a whore.

I’ve never been a fan of Saturday Night Live. In my entire 26 years, I think I’ve seen three or four episodes start to finish, and those were all from the Chris Farley/Adam Sandler/David Spade era. Nothing about all the … Continue reading

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