Tag Archives: parenting

All Hail the Penis of Madagascar

Y’all, we’ve got a problem. And it sounds a whole lot like the word penis. My two-year old has an incredibly expansive vocabulary. He’s both articulate and expressive. Long gone are the days when Red and I sat around the … Continue reading

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Perspective

Last night after I put Boo to bed, I felt so guilty. I was angry with him when I said goodnight, and I couldn’t get over his little voice calling me a mean mommy. I knew I should stand my … Continue reading

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The Bug Zapper Effect

I scared the HVAC repair guy today. And in the grand tradition of my whole ‘Jesus Chelsie, shut your goddamned mouth already’ schtick, it was pretty impressive. If I do say so myself. ***** Our air conditioner cratered over the … Continue reading

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom is a whore.

I’ve never been a fan of Saturday Night Live. In my entire 26 years, I think I’ve seen three or four episodes start to finish, and those were all from the Chris Farley/Adam Sandler/David Spade era. Nothing about all the … Continue reading

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