Monthly Archives: February 2011

How I learned to love the frump

Posted on February 28, 2011 by Chelsie

So at some point in the recent past, I crossed the thin (and apparently fucking invisible) line that divides hip 20-something moms from frustrated, sex-deprived housewives. And goddamit, I’m not happy about it. Today, two issues of Redbook mysteriously appeared … Continue reading →

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Meanwhile, in the Evil Empire of Cabledom…

Posted on February 25, 2011 by Chelsie

So. This deal with my internet? Getting kind of old over here. We pay out the nose for reliable service, and every day for the last three weeks, my service waves bye-bye at the exact SAME TIME. Which would not … Continue reading →

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The Fine Art of Snow Penises: An Exhibition of Modern Sculpture

Posted on February 9, 2011 by Chelsie

Heh heh. Heh. Heh heh. Snicker. This just happened: Someone Googled ‘snow penis’ and found my site. I think that means I win at life. Who knew a giant phallus made of snow would be the gift that keeps on … Continue reading →

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63 Days

Posted on February 6, 2011 by Chelsie

As a species, human beings are overwhelmingly voyeuristic. We love to exorcise our inner demons and forget about our own problems by watching other people’s lives go up in smoke. (See: the pop culture phenom FAILblog and any Japanese reality … Continue reading →

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Seven Questions

Posted on February 5, 2011 by Chelsie

Laaaaaaaaaame. I’m resorting to the old question/answer schtick for blog fodder. This one is special, though, because it’s a sneak-peak at what Charm Fashion Agency’s new “About” page will look like. Stick around until the end and I’ll give you … Continue reading →

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What’s For Dinner, vol. I

Posted on February 3, 2011 by Chelsie

Blargh. Day 3 of Snowmageddon/OhSnowYouDidn’t/Super Special Ice Event 2011 and I still haven’t been able to get out of the house. My car, while adorable, does not like inclement weather, and I’m sure as hell not going to chance having … Continue reading →

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Cabin Fever

Posted on February 2, 2011 by Chelsie

Captain’s Log, 2 Feb 2011: We’re approaching day 2 of Snowmageddon/Ohsnowyoudidn’t/Super Special Ice Event 2011 and the news in from the weather forecasters is that it’s fucking cold out there, yo. Annoyingly, though somewhat predictably, my Twitter feed is full … Continue reading →

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