Monthly Archives: June 2011

I <3 New York

Posted on June 25, 2011 by Chelsie

Y’all, this post is probably going to alienate some of you out there. Or maybe it will bring others in. Either way, I don’t really care. I usually try to keep my mouth shut about things like this, but tonight … Continue reading →

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Samuel L. Jackson wants your kids to Go The (Bleep) to Sleep.

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Chelsie

IF I wasn’t riddled with latent Catholic fear of spending the rest of eternity in Hell…. and IF I wasn’t worried about the damage it would do to Boo’s delicate 2 year-old psyche… and IF I wasn’t absolutely certain he … Continue reading →

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Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Posted on June 11, 2011 by Chelsie

Someone once told me that if you can name three positive things that happened during the day, everything isn’t as bad as it sounds in your head. So far, these are my positives for today: 1) At the moment,  I’m … Continue reading →

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I bet Jesus would have used HIS turn signal.

Posted on June 6, 2011 by Chelsie

Y’all, I’m pretty sure I saw Jesus today at Walmart. So there Boo and I were, circling the parking lot for a spot close enough to the door so that the heat wouldn’t melt out our eyeballs Raiders of the … Continue reading →

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All Hail the Penis of Madagascar

Posted on June 5, 2011 by Chelsie

Y’all, we’ve got a problem. And it sounds a whole lot like the word penis. My two-year old has an incredibly expansive vocabulary. He’s both articulate and expressive. Long gone are the days when Red and I sat around the … Continue reading →

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As God is my witness, I shall never again speak of what transpired tonight.

Posted on June 1, 2011 by Chelsie

I have a good kid. I do. But sometimes… Sometimes I think he’s sneaking out of the house to cavort with feral pigs and vodoo priestesses in the moonlight while Red and I sleep. There’s no other way to explain … Continue reading →

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