Monthly Archives: March 2011

That GPS lady? She’s a total bitch.

Posted on March 31, 2011 by Chelsie

My cousin is getting married in Austin this weekend and it’s kind of a big deal. The whole shendig is going down at some really fancy resort in the Texas Hill Country and my dad’s entire family is going to … Continue reading →

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Posted in Family | 3 Comments

The Science of Sameness

Posted on March 28, 2011 by Chelsie

It’s killing me, but I’ve got to say it: I think my kid might be weird. But in a good way, like funny ha-ha, not funny stupid. He kinda… marches to the beat of his own drummer. Or hops, as … Continue reading →

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Movin’ on up

Posted on March 27, 2011 by Chelsie

Nothing to see here, folks… Move along. I’m just making sure that my new fancy domain name works. I’m officially threeringmom.com, bitches. And guess what? Dignity is still highly overrated.

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How Not to Make a Quiche

Posted on March 23, 2011 by Chelsie

Step One: While suffering a bout of insomnia and watching Top Chef All Star re-runs, come to the realization that you are hungry. Step Two: Decide to download one of Chef Fabio’s “recipeasys”. Curse him under your breath because recipeasy … Continue reading →

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Posted in No one else will think this is funny, Ranty rant, What's For Dinner | 7 Comments

Loudmouth, thy name is toddler

Posted on March 21, 2011 by Chelsie

At the tender age of two, Boo is a flirt. If he spies anything with boobies in his peripheral vision, he turns on the charm. I’m not exaggerating when I say groups of old ladies will follow us around in … Continue reading →

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Pulling. It. OFF.

Posted on March 19, 2011 by Chelsie

Boo is spending the night with my parents tonight, and Red is at work. I am alone, people. This never happens. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been absolutely, 100 percent alone since Boo was … Continue reading →

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If cleanliness is next to godliness, then I should probably book my ticket to Hell ahead of time.

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Chelsie

So did you know it snowed here today? No? Well, it didn’t. I’m just a shitty housekeeper. I’m a bit neurotic when it comes to cleaning. Moving in with Red and his filthy man tendencies was one of the most … Continue reading →

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Posted in Nerdness, No one else will think this is funny, Weirdness | 2 Comments

Cirque du Circumcision

Posted on March 15, 2011 by Chelsie

Recently, Red and I were talking about the possibility of having more kids. You know, a few years from now when the one we’ve got ceases to act like a slavering bull terrier in heat and more like the ridiculously … Continue reading →

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Posted in Boo, Family, Only Vaguely Offensive, Red, Weirdness | 10 Comments

A Zombie’s Guide to Lent

Posted on March 8, 2011 by Chelsie

So I see one commercial for the Walking Dead yesterday and I’m plagued by zombie apocalypse dreams all night long. We’re not talking about the slow, stupid zombies, either. These zombies all were all fast motherfuckers who looked like Mary … Continue reading →

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My craziness, let me show you it

Posted on March 7, 2011 by Chelsie

With my work for Charm, I’m on the internet a lot. Like, a lot, a lot. More than I should be. I’m also a championship procrastinator, so I spend more time commenting on funny shit other people write than doing … Continue reading →

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Posted in Internetland, No one else will think this is funny | 2 Comments