Monthly Archives: September 2010

Brag book

Posted on September 30, 2010 by Chelsie

Ahem. Excuse me while I brag for a moment. I’M AN AUNTIE !!!!!!!!11!ZOMG!!!TIMESAGAZILLION! So obviously, my little sister had her baby. My nephew, Mark*, was born on September 29, 2010 at 3:16 in the afternoon, and OH MY GOD, he’s … Continue reading →

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Live and Learn

Posted on September 28, 2010 by Chelsie

I learned a few things today. For one, it’s a good idea to close the blinds when your toddler decides he wants to help you sweep the floor. Especially when he’s headstrong and insists on pushing a broom three times … Continue reading →

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Monday Mourning, vol. 2

Posted on September 27, 2010 by Chelsie

I don’t have a story to tell today, or a point to make. But I know I need to write something–anything–just to keep my momentum going. So that’s what Monday Mournings are going to be. (Monday Mourning. Heh. Get it? … Continue reading →

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Revenge is a dish best served with a side of crazy

Posted on September 26, 2010 by Chelsie

I am at my wit’s end. Seriously, I may calling someone for bail money VERY SOON. We live a neighborhood of new duplexes. It’s a nice neighborhood, and we’ve got a nice-sized rent to show for it. We chose this … Continue reading →

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Bumpits, now available in dinosaur egg size

Posted on September 22, 2010 by Chelsie

Here’s a snippet of  a text conversation I had with my boss today: Chelsie: Hypothetically speaking, what words could I use to say “vagina” in a feature article? And can I say pubic hair? As in, “Oh, you may think … Continue reading →

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Monday Mourning, vol. 1

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Chelsie

Looking at my blog stats for the past week tell me two things: 1) I need to post more often, and 2) my loyal following is only loyal as long as I provide something for them to actually, um, read. … Continue reading →

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Of cat vacuuming and karma

Posted on September 14, 2010 by Chelsie

Dear Karma, We need to talk. Lately, you’ve been kicking my ass left, right, and sideways, and I’m getting really fricking sick of it. I’m not into that whole past life regression bit that Herr Doktor Freud and his contemporaries … Continue reading →

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Don’t go wasting mah flavah

Posted on September 12, 2010 by Chelsie

Had you ever had an itch that you just couldn’t scratch? Usually, it’s right in the middle of your upper back, and there’s no way you can reach it to scratch it without dislocating your goddamn shoulder. Just thinking about … Continue reading →

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Legit, yo

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Chelsie

If you’ve been poking around in the archives any time within the last eight hours or so, you will have noticed a few… changes. Namely, um, names. More on that later. Back at the beginning of summer, when this blog … Continue reading →

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Labor Day of Love (also: not for the faint of heart)

Posted on September 6, 2010 by Chelsie

Today I had intended to introduce el primero parte of  my Primer Wars series, but then… Shit happened. Literally. Anyone with a weak stomach should stop reading here. Seriously. This post is about shit, as in poo. And not in … Continue reading →

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